A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet and have dinner with her parents.Since this is such a big event she declares to her boyfriend that afterwards she wants to go out and have sex with him for the first time.The boy is ecstatic but he has never had sex before so he goes to the pharmacist to get some condoms.The boy tells the pharmacist it is his first time.The pharmacist helps out the boy for about an hour.He tells the boy everything he needs to know about condoms and sex in general.At the register he asks the boy which pack of condoms he needs,3 pack,12 pack or the JUMBO pack.The boy insists on the JUMBO pack since its his first time and hes sure hes going to be real busy.That night the boyfriend shows up at the parents house for dinner.His girlfriend meets him at the door and leads him to the dinner table where the parents are seated.The boy immediately offers to say grace and bows his head.1 minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer.5 minutes passes and the boy is still deep in prayer.10 minutes passes and the boy is still deep in prayer.Finally the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy I never knew you were so religious.To which the boy replied I never knew your Dad was a pharmacist Shawn

That is a good one. Just made my night, after trying to teach perspective ski patrollers first aid.

Thanks shawn.

binrat